#84 - Two Sad Dads (Q3 Report)

SPEAKER_01 0:00

I don't like it anyway. Like we're up in the war world again.

SPEAKER_00 0:23

You all right over there, Daniel? Does this help? All right, so Daniel, I do I do want to make uh announcement on beh on break failure, if you will. Can I make an announcement? On break.

SPEAKER_01 0:41

When I'm 23.

SPEAKER_00 0:42

When I finish my announcement, I'm on break because my house is a mess. Although Holliswood Studios is affected by the mess, I just can't think straight.

SPEAKER_01 0:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 0:52

And so I've been taking a little time off.

SPEAKER_01 0:54

With that being said, we don't even know if this is going to record.

SPEAKER_00 0:57

It's I I did turn the stuff on for the first time in a while. So hopefully this is it looks like it's recording. But I do want to say that the first kind of real podcast back, I'm glad it's with you guys. Yeah. Because we can't we committed, or at least I committed for you, to have four podcasts with two sad dads this year. And each one has been extremely difficult. So with that being said, Mike, you please proceed with your announcement. It's safe to say that we back. We back.

unknown 1:30

Say what?

SPEAKER_00 1:31

Say what? We back. Hey, the button still works. All right. So welcome, guys. We struggling over there. Should we introduce ourselves? Yes, let's go around the room. Go ahead. Oh, I'm Joseph. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:42

Daniel. Stop introducing yourself as Dan introduced to me. That's a good point. Okay. Daniel. What were you? How did you get introduced? I just remembered. What? I'm mad at you. No, no, you're over it. You said you're over it. Did I? Yeah. Never mind.

SPEAKER_00 1:56

Yeah. We made it. Well, I'm glad that so it's been a while since we've potted. We potted for the early on in Q2. Now we're at the end of Q3. So there's plenty to talk about. Yeah. What's going on?

SPEAKER_01 2:06

I didn't realize next October 1.

SPEAKER_00 2:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:10

So this is the set the second time we potted. Right? This is the third.

SPEAKER_00 2:13

Q3. This is the Q3.

SPEAKER_01 2:15

Well, we missed Q2.

SPEAKER_00 2:16

No, no, we didn't. He literally just said that. Yeah. I can send you. You're on it. All right, sweet. Yeah. So is anybody anything they want to share that's been going on?

SPEAKER_01 2:27

I'd like to share something that happened to me on my way here. Okay. Please do. All right, that's Q3.

SPEAKER_00 2:31

Take the floor, please.

SPEAKER_01 2:32

I was in Belmade and I was sitting in a red light and there was a motorcycle beside me. So I was looking at the motorcycle. And then he took off, and I noticed something. He had a 24-inch chainsaw strapped to his back. Like on his back? It's like he could unsheath it. No way.

SPEAKER_00 2:50

Like while he's driving down the road or something?

SPEAKER_01 2:51

Is that a new superhero? I don't know. It was awesome. Was it like what kind of uh still? It was a still. It had a big old orange sheath on it. Huh. I was like, that can't be a chainsaw. So I caught up with him. I tried to get a picture, failed. It was, in fact, a chainsaw.

SPEAKER_00 3:09

Well, that's excellent news. Hey, we push that door shut so people don't have to hear the hammering and all that. What's going on back there, Tim? Can you explain to the audience? The audience is well aware of what's going on. There's a uh big news. Yeah, it is. I mean, they're moving right along, remodeling the house up there. I'm gonna give you a quick tour because I know you gotta leave when we're finished here. I'd love a tour. But yeah, we'll walk you through.

SPEAKER_01 3:32

Can I make a request?

SPEAKER_00 3:33

Yeah, please do.

SPEAKER_01 3:34

I think I have the longest legs in this group.

SPEAKER_00 3:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:36

Uh Q4, can we have this raised up a little bit?

SPEAKER_00 3:40

I'll get some phone books. Okay, great. I'll find some phone books.

SPEAKER_01 3:43

I believe. No, but then I feel like inferior to you guys.

SPEAKER_00 3:46

Well, I mean, I don't want you to feel inferior.

SPEAKER_01 3:48

No. Because your glasses are on the table and not on your face.

SPEAKER_00 3:50

What do you think of the glasses? Let's do it. Please put those on. And let these are Mike's new look longingly into the new glasses.

SPEAKER_01 3:57

It's already her. I'm still gonna keep the click glasses because the click glasses are make me look cool.

SPEAKER_00 4:07

No, those glasses that you have are excellent.

SPEAKER_01 4:09

That's a bold statement, Cotton. No, no, no. That's funny. No, but if I'm like walking around and I need them, I'll I'll have clips here and then just keep the colours. But you shouldn't because those will be already on your face. You need to get the crookies that like go that attach to right here. Like the real, like the the thing one. And then just yes. Yeah. That's that's what you need to do. That'll be no personally.

SPEAKER_00 4:30

I have some transitions too, but I can't get used to them, man. They like oh, you have to get used to them. It'll give you massive. It says that you gotta wear them in the morning.

SPEAKER_01 4:39

That's what all of our wears.

SPEAKER_00 4:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:41

I've been mornings, and then now I'm trying afternoons. I was morning last week, doing more afternoons. How long have you had them?

SPEAKER_00 4:48

So they're not ready for prime time yet. You've been I'm ranking them out tomorrow. These are so tomorrow's gonna be the big reveal.

SPEAKER_01 4:55

Uh yes. I took the back the the first ones were 2.0s, and then they were just like, holy shit.

SPEAKER_00 5:01

Too too much. Too much. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 5:03

Even though I went and got I went and got a vision test, and the guy's like, yeah, I got 2.0s. I'm like, great. What did I just pay for? Um, so I went back to the 1.75.

SPEAKER_00 5:13

I mean, I gotta say, they're excellent glasses. Uh and I'm really excited for tomorrow.

SPEAKER_01 5:17

I do. I like it. You feel good about it? I like it. They go with your hair.

SPEAKER_00 5:20

Do you think we could be invited to the big reveal? What what office is? I'm gonna be in Nashville in the morning, yeah. 7:30. I can't believe it. I'm I'm really excited.

SPEAKER_01 5:26

I think I'm gonna be in Nashville in the morning too.

SPEAKER_00 5:28

Okay. Oh can I walk in with you?

SPEAKER_01 5:31

I would like that.

SPEAKER_00 5:32

Just call me when you're out in the parking lot and I'll come out there that way I can walk in with you.

SPEAKER_01 5:36

I'll come in the back door and walk into your office and walk down the hallway too.

SPEAKER_00 5:39

I want to be seen with you. So they'll be like, oh Mike, those are awesome glasses. And I'll be like, Yeah, his glasses are awesome. I'm kind of like your hype man.

SPEAKER_01 5:47

Or you say, Yeah, I saw them yesterday.

SPEAKER_00 5:51

I already saw them. I saw them yesterday. Like, yeah, that's my friend.

SPEAKER_01 5:56

Yeah, don't worry about it.

SPEAKER_00 5:57

Well, why we could have a five-minute conversation about your new specs.

SPEAKER_01 6:00

Yeah, I'm glad I'm happy about it. I mean, I'm just tired of kind of keeping the other ones on the front of my nose, and and uh, I mean, the look was really there. The click glasses. No. You know how whenever you get a haircut, people are like, I just never really liked your hair that way. Nobody liked the click glasses?

SPEAKER_00 6:18

They were just I liked them just fine. Thank you. They're really not as cool as you thought they were.

SPEAKER_01 6:23

Really? Do you think people were talking behind my back? No, nothing.

SPEAKER_00 6:26

That's possible.

SPEAKER_01 6:27

I mean it's having that little thing that magnets to your shirt that you can hang your glasses on. Well, I'm I'm excited to be able to do this. I mean, maybe we get them a pro pocket protector for uh Christmas.

SPEAKER_00 6:39

Yeah, it's true. I think that that's a probably probably a good idea. We get Mike a pocket protector.

SPEAKER_01 6:43

I have I do have a little protector that came with these. So I'm not surprised that you have a pocket protector. I'm saying for like like your pen, like a true pocket protector. I don't have pockets like like he screech.

SPEAKER_00 6:53

Ooh, like he screech.

SPEAKER_01 6:55

Okay, like young screech or old screech? Always young screech. I mean, like maybe three mechanical pencils, 27.5, and then a couple of pen options. Yeah, we got a Kentucky pen, let's see if you say shirt, Tennessee shirt, conflict of interest, Texas hat.

SPEAKER_00 7:11

It is well, uh as we um build on us talking about old people things because we're all getting old. Um today is a day to celebrate. Do you guys know why? I don't know what today is because it's the first day of fall. It no, it's not technically, but you were close. It's the first day that it's not hot as shit out there. Yes, and it's like what a change. And it's so weird how it's just like you're just done with it.

SPEAKER_01 7:39

Yeah. What a change. I mean, unbelievable change.

SPEAKER_00 7:42

It's supposed to be down in the low 60s tonight or mid-60s or something.

SPEAKER_01 7:45

Well, I was talking about with my wife earlier this week that, or I guess should I say over the weekend, but about a week into winter when it gets really cold, you're about ready for summer again. I know.

SPEAKER_00 7:55

Yeah, it's so weird. But what's nice about the fact that us living here is that we always know it's gonna change in a few months.

SPEAKER_01 8:02

So you I'm a little concerned. Why? Because each year, right around this time, a friend of mine struggles with losing daylight. Who's that? Seasonal seasonal depression. I've worked on that. I know, and I worked on it last year, and I think I found a solution. And you and and I'll tell you what my solution is or was. Yeah. It's I started working out in my my home gym, and then I started drinking a bunch of milk. Bunch of protein. Why'd you point at me when you said that? Just because you were looking at me and you're talking, because you were paying attention. I mean, we're how 10 minutes in and we're already fighting. We're now there's no please don't fight. Don't I mean just be grateful for the 10 minutes that you had? Seriously. That was a good look. Like, not not trying to like gesture at you about working. You gesture at the fat guy who no, see, that means you're in your own head. You've been there. I've been there.

SPEAKER_00 8:53

I've been in my own head. Are you one of those people that don't like the the chat time change back? I because I like it.

SPEAKER_01 9:00

I love it. I don't I don't mind it, but like I struggle with it turning dark at 4 30. I don't. I love it.

SPEAKER_00 9:10

I hate it. I've said my reasoning.

SPEAKER_01 9:12

It's like seven o'clock and it's getting dark already.

SPEAKER_00 9:14

I've said that I've said my reasoning, I think, on this show before because I like that you know you're like, oh shit, I've got four more hours before I need to go to bed because you already think it's like eight o'clock.

unknown 9:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:27

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:28

No, but I I think I I think I've I've I've found it. No, I did notice last year you got better. My solution, so to speak, or not solution hulk kits. I don't see the milk. Vitamin D are sunlight and vitamin D causes or I guess should I say lack of vitamin D can affect with huh?

SPEAKER_00 9:47

Didn't they pass the law to always be daylight savings?

SPEAKER_01 9:50

Well, actually it would be it would always be there. I'd rather it be permanent when we're in the fall, that fall time as opposed to because you're gonna hit dark and light no matter what, right? So do you want it in the morning or the evening?

SPEAKER_00 10:03

Yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_01 10:04

So I'd rather be permanent when it's in the fall time. Just make it permanent. I guess really that time is what I would like. Prefer.

SPEAKER_00 10:12

But it's almost like you know how there's always holidays every month and there's always something going on. It's like daylight savings time is like one of those, like, you know how we got to Labor Day, or like, all right, everybody's ready for Labor Day, and then Labor Day happens. And then so the next thing we're waiting for is we're waiting for Thanksgiving. And what I tucked in there in between is time change. That's right. I forgot, I forgot about Halloween. I'm my bad, my beat. I forgot.

SPEAKER_01 10:37

But yeah, I mean, because all the bins are about to come out. Oh, they're already out. Oh man, I can't. I mean, after Easter and they start they go away.

SPEAKER_00 10:44

I'm like, oh thank Lord, we don't have to decorate for it feels like quote unquote months spooky season starts September 1st in most people's minds.

SPEAKER_01 10:52

Today feels like a spooky season. Because this is the reason why, because it takes forever to get shit out and decorate, so people want to do it for two months and make it worth their time.

SPEAKER_00 11:00

Well, they don't do that for Christmas, they always decorate like a week before Christmas.

SPEAKER_01 11:03

You know, those they decorate the week after Christ Thanksgiving.

SPEAKER_00 11:06

Well, I always do it like the day after Thanksgiving, but there's a bunch of psychos that do it right before Christmas.

SPEAKER_01 11:13

I think a lot what you can do is I think there's multiple decorations where you can use during Thanksgiving and Christmas, but there's specific Christmas decorations where you only bring out during Christmas. It depends if I have the kids on Christmas or not. If I do have the kids, I will decorate it. If I do not, I absolutely would. I wouldn't blame you.

SPEAKER_00 11:32

But you have them leading up to Christmas. They don't want to come over to the house and be like, I don't see Sam as it is. Well, it's because he's 16.

SPEAKER_01 11:39

Yeah. I don't see Sam as it is.

SPEAKER_00 11:41

That's all right. That's what happened to the first time.

SPEAKER_01 11:42

We talked about our Christmas uh routine, I think, on our individual podcast.

SPEAKER_00 11:48

The Lloyd podcast with the the wives? When the wives were were here? No, no, not that one. It was the one where we talked about the the uh elf on the shelf.

SPEAKER_01 11:58

Not not the one where Daniel cried. Was it there's probably a couple of them where I've cried teared up? Let's just say teared up, okay? I said what I said.

SPEAKER_00 12:09

You guys are awful.

SPEAKER_01 12:10

I can't wait to give you a hug after this.

SPEAKER_00 12:13

I really haven't seen you guys other than Joseph too much. I mean, I know that you've been kind of in and out vacation. You you've been in and out too.

SPEAKER_01 12:20

Yeah, that's what I'm trying to figure out. Or we we picked up uh because I don't because were we here or when's the last because I went on vacation at the beach. I don't think we've talked about that whole yeah, man. Talk about it. Well, no, I mean, just I mean, I'm just trying to figure out where we left off in our last podcast. Here's what's happening.

SPEAKER_00 12:38

You've been to the beach, you went to that golf uh course that you did. I went to the Grand Canyon. Did you go anywhere this year? No, you went to Walmart one time, but Joseph bought a sweet ass motorcycle. He did buy a Tennessee motorcycle.

SPEAKER_01 12:53

You drove up the uh Blue House Park, yeah. You're right. No, well, two different things. Yes, I bought another motorcycle.

SPEAKER_00 12:59

It's just beautiful by the orange. I love orange. Does it work or yeah? Do you have you worked on it?

SPEAKER_01 13:05

It doesn't work. No, it works. I could I could ride it, but any I'm gonna do some work to it first. Didn't borrow. Um the handlebars are torn up. The handlebars are off of it now, and I gotta take the the front end apart. Yeah, it's on a lift, but I need a lift for my lift. How does that work? I have to get one of those little bitty square lifts to put underneath it to lift it on the lift so the front the tires are off the ground. Would you would you would it make sense to sell the little lift and get a lift that you need? No, because the lift that I have brings the bike up to where I don't have to sit down. Is having lifts safe? That's how you work on them. They're strapped, it's strapped down. Why would you just not get one lift that can go to the height you want it to be? That's what I was wondering. No, y'all are missing the point. I have a big lift that lifts the bike all the way up to me. Okay. So like I can stand there and work on the bike. Joseph is a tall person. He is a tall person. But I need another little bitty, like $70 lift that I put underneath it to lift it a little bit off of that so the tire will come off so I can take the tire off. It's like putting a ladder on top of the page. And the reason that I don't have one that does both is because I'm poor and I got this Harbor Freight lift off of Facebook Marketplace for really cheap. Yeah, be careful with Harbor Freight. You gotta be careful. Yeah, what is that? I'm I I think uh it's like a dollar general tool store. Yeah, that's pretty good. I checked out the one in Bellevue. What is Harbor Freight? No, no, no, no. Like the equipment, like the the branded brand.

SPEAKER_00 14:25

It's you know how like Walmart's got great value. Yeah, it's like a Harbor Freight.

SPEAKER_01 14:29

Well, I went to the one in Bellevue and I'm like, yeah, I was gonna get a few things. I'm like, how does it this just feels chintzy? You get you get a drill or something, yeah. But it's on a lift. Chintsey. Chintsey. Chintsey. Like Chinesey? No, chintsey. Let's go. I don't mean that irogatory, like made in China. No, no, no, like cheap. Not hot, not high quality, not like DeWalt or whatever. Milwaukee. Milwaukee. Milwaukee. Look, the whole bike is on a lift. God, I love that bike.

unknown 14:56

I love that bike.

SPEAKER_01 14:57

So I can lift the whole bike up.

SPEAKER_00 14:58

Maybe Joseph will gift it to you when it's done.

SPEAKER_01 15:00

Joseph, would you hey do me a favor? Will you put a at least a little power T somewhere, Emblem, on there somewhere? Like, like just I really hate bumper stickers. Maybe it's I'm saying like a small one. Just just like where you have to like really find for you. Yeah, I'll put it on my pirate license plate.

SPEAKER_00 15:17

Maybe Joseph can pull up Joseph can pull up to Daniel's house on the bike and be like, let's go.

SPEAKER_01 15:22

I have my own motorcycle. Thank god. I mean motorcycle helmet. And a jacket and my gloves and my over. I mean, I can't pick it up. I can't pick you up on this bike and then I'm like, he's making fun of us right now. I just ignore him. He's wearing like a Mississippi state shirt. Hail Style. He didn't even have any attachment other than the Monster. It's all over. Okay, June. So let's just start with June. Okay. Which is nice. Which beach did you go to? Lichfield like we always do. Okay. And I'm gonna say the highlight of that trip, besides just going to the beach and hanging out with the family and drinking beer and seeing everybody, is I caught a massive fish. Yes, you did. That's right. You did. And it was a record. Well, how big? What was it and how big was it? Before the uh the dock. It was that it was in Georgetown Marina. Oh, it was a record for the dock out there. I got it wasn't a Daniel record. I got put on the board. And now it's my lifetime record, obviously. Well, that's the record I thought we were about. Flounder. Uh 8.8 pounds. Okay. 28 inches long, 28.3 inches long. I'll be honest with you. I don't know if that's a big fish or not. Here. But I trust you when you say it's a record. Did you not see the picture? No, I I get it, but I don't know in Flounder World if that's people. Largest. Did you eat it? We did eat it. We harvested it and ate it. And it was like four massive fillets. And uh next time I'm gonna do this. We we just did we sautate it in butter and that type of thing. But next time I'm frying, I'm frying it. Uh because our guide was like, you know, the best thing to do is do like little nuggets and do like like they're like chicken nuggets. Is it fishy? Is fine or fishy? It's it's it's it's a little bit. That's what's the thing was with this one. It was so big and thick. I mean, you can't not, it can't not not be fishy. Yeah, it was true. Yeah, you know that we attempted to go fishing. We made an attempt. How did how did that go?

SPEAKER_00 17:08

I forgot. So on July July 4th on Independence Day, we went and and we took the camper to um where's that? What is that place? Somewhere on Percy Priest. It was on Percy Priest.

SPEAKER_01 17:18

I forget the name of the campground, but just like you you you and your families?

SPEAKER_00 17:21

No, so it was it was me, his whole family. It was my me and Nikki and the kids. All we had all three kids there because we flew Hayden down from New York. Awesome. And we camped out, and then Joseph and Caitlin met us up there like the next day. That was the Sunday. It was there. You were there on the first day.

SPEAKER_01 17:38

We were there on Saturday. Hayden didn't get in until Sunday. Was that the Sunday? Overnight. No, I sleep in my own bed. I just just if you were, I was gonna ask if you had a tent or slept in the somehow there was room to the camper.

SPEAKER_00 17:49

So Eli bought a boat, like a big pontoon boat. Wow. And so we all went out on that.

SPEAKER_01 17:55

It's a little it was a little sketch. It was a little terrifying at times. It died at a very inconvenient time. Okay, so I was gonna ask. Sketch meaning mechanically with the boat or the driver or boat. No, no. It's what you get when you buy a cheap boat that needs some work. Do you think you could work a cycle?

SPEAKER_00 18:11

But it's better than no vote and not going fishing.

SPEAKER_01 18:16

Have y'all segue back into this? But the boat club, but we can come back to that. You ever thought about that? Well, we should split a membership lessons, but we never went. So that's true. That is true. We did not have fish. Well, we we've had some hiccups, so we'll get back to that.

SPEAKER_00 18:34

Yeah, we've still yeah, we've got a whole Nikki Nikki and I know some people that had a membership like to the boat club or whatever. So you're talking about like you can go down there and just pay a monthly fee and then whatever's available. You can yeah, I mean you just scheduled like when you're going out there.

SPEAKER_01 18:49

Correct.

SPEAKER_00 18:50

How much is it? Do you know?

SPEAKER_01 18:51

I have no idea. I would assume, I would assume I mean you have to think. I mean, I would think I don't think I wouldn't I wouldn't think that the rental covers gas. I would think you have to bring the boat back filled with what with gas, kind of like when you rent a car, right? Yeah, I would say anywhere between five to a thousand dollars a month, if not more, depending on probably like what you can do. Do you want access to the whole fleet? Do you want access just the sailboats? Do you want to access just the fishing boat? I mean, are you only onto one lake or can you pick different lakes? No, I mean, I think that one that I'm thinking of is off of right off of Percy.

SPEAKER_00 19:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:22

But tell me, yeah, tell talk about the fishing trip. I don't typically enjoy fishing, but I had a good time. Good.

SPEAKER_00 19:27

Yeah, we I didn't fish.

SPEAKER_01 19:28

Would you like to tell them what the bait was we used? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:31

So Eli had this bright idea. Actually, he looked it up on the internet, and me and Jess were kind of making fun of it. But he just got chicken breast, which I said chicken liver is usually what you use for catfish. Right. So he gets some chicken breast, cuts it up into chunks, and then mixes it with a pack of red Kool-Aid and garlic powder. Wow. It worked. And it worked no way. We were laughing.

SPEAKER_01 19:53

The fishing rods could not handle it. So what were you? What type of species were y'all catching anything in every bunch of catfish? Just caught a shark. Like a gar? I didn't catch anything. I hooked a bunch of catfish, but I didn't actually get anything real. Did you guys harvest and eat? One catfish? Eli caught one actual catfish. Is it any good? It was all right. I was a little too drunk to really know if I was cooking it right. I'm not gonna lie. We had quite a few beers. What uh how did y'all did y'all just fry them or something? Or fry it? Um there's no y'all, I don't cook it.

SPEAKER_00 20:22

I put it on a griddle. I have have a little fold-up griddle. Yeah, nice. We threw it on there. Yeah, it's cool. Eli filleted it. Fillet fill it. Filleted it. What what let's talk about his boat here? It's a pontoon boat, it's big. Now let's he store it.

SPEAKER_01 20:36

Is it doubles? Is it like a like where it's got like two on each side, or is it just like one?

SPEAKER_00 20:40

It's double. Double. It's double. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:43

It's nice. One could be like four. He bought it. I like to say a single pontoon boat. No, I'm saying like when I try, when I say double, meaning like it's got double tubes on each side, like you know, not like one single tube. I guess it's they're always they're all different ways.

SPEAKER_00 20:59

He bought it for pretty cheap, and it's he bought it as a as a fixer-upper.

SPEAKER_01 21:04

But if he fixer-uppered it yet, still not yet.

SPEAKER_00 21:07

It was good. I don't know if he has at this point, but it's good enough to go out on the lake. That's cool.

SPEAKER_01 21:11

I wouldn't go for it. Did you have to tow it with your truck or did you have something they can tow?

SPEAKER_00 21:14

He he has a truck. Okay, cool. Yeah, he he towed it, but but yeah, it was good. It was a good time. Huh.

SPEAKER_01 21:19

Does he just keep it at his house or do you just slip?

SPEAKER_00 21:21

Yeah, yeah, he has a he has a pretty big yard. He's got like a probably like an acre lot fenced in.

SPEAKER_01 21:26

That's nice. Where's he at?

SPEAKER_00 21:28

He's in Clarksville, right down the road.

SPEAKER_01 21:30

Is that where Bennett is right now?

SPEAKER_00 21:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 21:31

Steve Hill. Oh, Bennett.

SPEAKER_00 21:33

Bennett's uh camping out at Eli's house during the renovation here.

SPEAKER_01 21:36

Speaking of Clarksville, I hear that's kind of getting kind of sketchy up there nowadays.

SPEAKER_00 21:40

I don't know. Seems all right.

SPEAKER_01 21:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 21:43

I'll spend a lot of time out there. You guys? Y'all spend time out in Clarksville? I can't tell you last time I've been up there.

SPEAKER_01 21:49

Wednesday mornings. Tomorrow so tomorrow morning. I'm not going 'cause I have something else I have to do in the day. But typically debut my my glasses at the office.

SPEAKER_00 21:59

Yeah, that is gonna To be a special event. Do you think I should like send an email out to let everybody know to greet you at the door? Please do. I'll be there too. I'll copy you on it.

SPEAKER_01 22:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:09

BCC me on that.

SPEAKER_01 22:12

Just be like, don't, hey, don't be concerned, don't be alarmed. There's someone new coming to the office. Yeah. It's new and improved, Mike. And they'll be like, who's this? It's Lee Harvey Oswald. New ankle. New glasses. New improved. Yeah. Yeah. He just came back from the sock hop.

SPEAKER_00 22:31

It's like I get my phone out and I'm playing, I'm playing 50s music. Twist. And he's like, dude, he's like twisting on in.

SPEAKER_01 22:40

You're peeping out. What are you doing? Twisting.

SPEAKER_00 22:44

Oh, okay. Well, there's a trash car right there in that show. We look like maybe. He's just like doing this, walking in.

SPEAKER_01 22:55

Reload, reload. It would not be it would not go well because you can have fun at that place.

SPEAKER_00 23:02

The conservatory. So yeah, so boat. We're into the Grand Canyon, big old hole in the ground. Let's talk about the GC. It was good.

SPEAKER_01 23:11

Well, speaking of, thank God you weren't there about two months later when that torrential flooded. I know, man. I saw that. I was like, still closed. Is it? Yeah, that one uh hotel, they don't still have water. Wow. Unbelievable. I did the rim the rim out there a couple times and it was beautiful. That's my flood. I don't know what you're talking about. The Grand Canyon flooded. It was just it did.

SPEAKER_00 23:32

It really did. Flash flood. It did flood.

SPEAKER_01 23:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:35

But it's uh it was cool. If you've never been, you should go.

SPEAKER_01 23:38

I would love to go. I've never been. I would love to go too. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:40

The thing is, though, is you see pictures of it all the time. It doesn't do justice. But like I'm telling you, as soon as you like literally audibly gasp when you see it because of its magnificence.

SPEAKER_01 23:49

Yes. And it's just I bet you it's just massive.

SPEAKER_00 23:52

Yeah. But then after you've seen it for a couple days, you're like, all right, well, I saw the Grand Canyon. I don't know if I need to.

SPEAKER_01 23:57

It's one of the wonders of the world.

SPEAKER_00 23:58

It's and it's not one of them. Um, a natural wonder, but it's not like you know, there's like seven or eight wonders of the world. It's not one of the seven, right?

SPEAKER_01 24:08

Could you name any of the wonders of the world? Pyramids. Great wall of China.

SPEAKER_00 24:13

I don't think the Great Wall's in it. No way. That I looked at that.

SPEAKER_01 24:16

I'm being honest. That is a massive feat of engineering construction.

SPEAKER_00 24:20

Nikki's walked on the Great Wall of China. Nikki and Hayden's.

SPEAKER_01 24:22

That's a massive feat of slavery. Well, that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_00 24:25

She said she said that Nikki and and Hayden said that the steps are not like steps. It's like they're like they're you gotta climb up the steps because they're so they're like they're so big. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 24:37

Doesn't it make you feel small? Yes.

SPEAKER_00 24:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:40

All right. The they are.

SPEAKER_00 24:42

All right, let's start with one.

SPEAKER_01 24:44

The Great Wall.

SPEAKER_00 24:45

Okay, you got that.

SPEAKER_01 24:48

Something in Mexico. Chinseniza. Chinceniza. Yes. Yeah. Petra in Jordan, Machu Picchu in Peru. Yeah. Oh, Christ the Redeemer in Brazil. Coliseum, Taj Mahal. So I was wrong.

SPEAKER_00 25:03

I thought for sure.

SPEAKER_01 25:06

I don't know how.

SPEAKER_00 25:07

I don't either. Well, I didn't know how. Well, I also thought that Niagara Falls was. But that's what I'm saying. The pyramids.

SPEAKER_01 25:14

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 25:14

But that's what I'm saying. Natural wonders. Niagara Falls is something.

SPEAKER_01 25:18

Those are man man-made, correct? Hold on. Sorry, guy. So as I scroll down, I get to the seven wonders of the ancient world. Oops. And the second one seven wonders of the ancient world does have the pyramids. Yeah, that makes sense. And the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, the Statue of Zeus at Olympia, Temple of Artemis. Mosul, I don't know. Machapican? He said that. Machapicha. That's on the Machapic's that's not of the ancient world. Yeah. I didn't know that there was a difference in the two. That's interesting. Maybe Google doesn't know what the hell it's talking about.

SPEAKER_00 25:54

That's a possibility.

SPEAKER_01 25:55

No. Britannica agrees with it. I feel like Brit I feel like Britannica would be. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 26:03

Some snacks.

SPEAKER_01 26:07

Tap this subway in the way.

SPEAKER_00 26:09

We don't want his blood sugar to get like no.

SPEAKER_01 26:12

No. That was well played.

SPEAKER_00 26:17

He's got his little snack. It's like Hayden used to carry around his little snack when he was younger because of his diabetes.

SPEAKER_01 26:23

We talked about Hayden today at our uh at our walkthrough.

SPEAKER_00 26:26

Oh yeah. Yeah. What walkthrough?

SPEAKER_01 26:28

Daniel Saranine. We were at Bicentennial Mall. We were talking about the expenses of medical. Try spinning it the other direction. There you go. Medical expenses and how insane they are.

SPEAKER_00 26:41

Yeah, it's ridiculous.

SPEAKER_01 26:42

Yeah. And Daniel was telling us about a friend of his that pays cash for five grand a month. Five grand a month out of pocket for his daughter. And I'm just, it's just, it's just baffling.

SPEAKER_00 26:53

We spent a lot of money over the years on insulin and things like that. So it's it's it ain't cheap for sure. Was he still on it? Oh yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:01

Do you ever grow out of it?

SPEAKER_00 27:03

No. No.

SPEAKER_01 27:04

Type two.

SPEAKER_00 27:05

You grow is type two is if you just quit eating like a fatty fat fat, then you should be okay. Like me. Type one congestive with it. And then type one, you're not well, you're not necessarily born with it, but Hayden was diagnosed when he was seven.

SPEAKER_01 27:20

Oh wow. Oh, I remember that that story about I don't know if it's about y'all finding like Cokes and stuff.

SPEAKER_00 27:27

No, you know how like you know Don't do it. Don't do it. You know, back in the day.

SPEAKER_01 27:34

Sorry.

SPEAKER_00 27:36

Back in the day, you used to buy like buy one case, get two free or some shit at like Harris Teeter. Like we never buy sodas, but we were at Harris Teeter, and like we're like, oh we should go ahead and get those. And so we put them in the cabinet, and we noticed that like you know, Hayden was drinking them all and then just pissing it out, pissing it out. And I was like, that's probably just because it's all the cokes. But just pissing and pissing and pissing, pissing in the bed, pissing. Wow. But it's because that sugar is running right there. So we take him to the doctor and he was diagnosed with it then. Wow. But yeah, it's crazy. It's a lifelong thing.

SPEAKER_01 28:07

But you know, with technology and everything else, you know, probably artificial pancreas and it is amazing because Kroger and Public still have those buy two, get two free.

SPEAKER_00 28:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:18

And they're the displays as you walk in the doors at the Kroger on down the street here is just I mean, it's cases well, 12, whatever, 12 packs on 12 packs on 12 packs. But the thing is, is I used to have to build those things.

SPEAKER_00 28:30

Back then they were like three dollars for a 12 pack or 24. Now it's like $10.

SPEAKER_01 28:36

It's like save like $30 if you buy two and get two for it's unbelievable. Yeah, it's unbelievable. They need to do that one. I recently just did that. Like we have, and I can't stop myself from not drinking them. That's why we don't have I can't have we don't have sodas in the house. I can't have beer or sodas in the house because if they're if they're there, I'm gonna drink them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that you know, I I went on a little weight loss journey, and that was the thing drinking like Mountain Dews. Yeah, you're looking good. Thank you. Thank you.

SPEAKER_00 29:02

I don't appreciate you never buying kickhacks out of the machine anymore, but no. I did buy one last time. You did last week.

SPEAKER_01 29:07

Yeah, I was in a rush to swim. Um, but that was the big thing, getting off drinking the sodas and drinking more water. I bet you that helped your headaches too. Headaches have been back here recently. Probably just stressed. Stress for sure. Yeah, but it did help. It did help. Didn't help much sleeping either, though. I was a little concerned about that, but we'll make sure you get enough sleep, big guy. I don't think I get enough sleep. You don't, neither do I. I said I was high cortisol a number of times on this podcast. I still believe it. How much weight have you lost since you've been losing? 33 pounds. Holy shit. Are you using it? Stand up and take a swirl. Well, I can't, my knees are stuck under here.

SPEAKER_00 29:43

Well, you'd curse it because of this table that Tim's provided. And no, you're looking good.

SPEAKER_01 29:49

Yeah, feel good. Feel good. I I refuse to buy new clothes because my pants, I can't keep my britches up.

SPEAKER_00 29:55

Yeah. What's my favorite term? I I gained 11 pounds.

SPEAKER_01 29:58

Well, then I'm proud of you for that.

SPEAKER_00 30:00

Me and Jessica are hot and heavy in our competition. Somebody's working hard over there. He is, but I'm gonna come back and take it. So, what is what is the uh what's the wager again? Well, we probably need to adjust and say percentage instead of no, there's no it was on this podcast.

SPEAKER_01 30:15

We shook on this. That's fun. You shook or you shook. I mean, factor meals, healthier drinking. Are you doing fact how tell me about those? Factor meals are good, they're all right. Okay, the bison sausage is the best thing. Really? Okay, that does sound good. The pork is actually good, the chicken's never really that good. Yeah, all of those things are pretty good.

SPEAKER_00 30:34

No, those things are good. But like, is it you just throw it in the microwave or oven or two minutes in the microwave? Well, it's not sustainable because they're kind of expensive as shit. I was gonna ask you, are they expensive?

SPEAKER_01 30:44

It's a hundred dollars for six, which is six days.

SPEAKER_00 30:47

Which is about what you're spending in fucking over eating.

SPEAKER_01 30:50

It's actually less than what I'm spending, like when we all go out to lunch and I'm spending twenty-two dollars. Yeah, when's the last time we went out to lunch? It's been a minute. Yeah, we went to lunch a couple weeks ago. I don't remember. We went to the food court. Oh, that was that's right. Let's get back to the bet that Tim's trying to change the term.

SPEAKER_00 31:08

No, I'm not changing, I was just suggesting. It might work out better for you that way. Maybe, but how much weight have you lost? Don't worry about how much I've lost.

SPEAKER_01 31:15

What is that? Is it Christmas? End of the year, December 31st. He I I was very impressed. I weighed in this morning. That's fine. What'd you where are you at right now? 19 pounds down. Yes, Joseph. Fantastic.

SPEAKER_00 31:32

We'll see.

SPEAKER_01 31:32

I'm oh I have a gym membership open if you want to come by. I already have a gym membership. Oh, okay. Make sure. J-I-M. Well, I saw a treadmill in the garage now. Gym. I do have a treadmill too. Yeah, I've been biking and walking. I mean, it it is that which brings me into a topic that I wanted to bring up, bring up. Uh, but please proceed. No, go. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Okay, I'll get into it because there's a couple of us that are uh have had some injuries uh in the past with our ankles and feet. I was walking yesterday, as you guys saw from the picture, and thank you for keeping an eye on me. Well, I was gonna say, to was my pinpoint anyone. 100% accurate. I knew it. 100% accurate. I'm God knew it. 100% accurate. So I'm walking, and Tim, um, you may appreciate this, and maybe something to try. I want to get some trekking poles. Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah, do it to keep the pressure off of yes, do it, yeah, do it.

SPEAKER_00 32:29

Yeah, I always feel like people think that I'm just a like a just a dumbass drunk all the time. So I always trip over everything because I have no more balance. Like it can't be tough. I don't have any balance.

SPEAKER_01 32:40

The thing is with walking a trail or running a trail that people don't realize as opposed to walking on the right loop or running on pavement, is that you truly have to pick up your feet. You can't like just scoot them across. You can't shuffle them across. You cannot shuffle, you truly have to pick up your feet because otherwise you are gonna bite. Oh, yeah, you're safe. And it's been so hot and dry. And I'm and I went on a lawn. I've been going, I've been going just around the neighborhood, but last Saturday decided I'm like I go back back to the park. I I've been on the verge of buying a pair of running shoes and starting a trail run again. I I'm like keep thinking about it. I'm about to do it. Yeah, pull the trigger. Yeah, because once I commit to something that's like I don't get out. Well, you know, you know what? I I did that for 10 years. I know, and you were good at it. But why what if we started a little bike club? Like bicycling. You still have the bike? I do, it's in my garage. You have one? I'd like to get a decent one. What if we little did a little biking club?

SPEAKER_00 33:37

Can we get can we get jackets? Can we like vote on the name like the club?

SPEAKER_01 33:41

We can have I have a bunch of leather vests that we can that's what I'm saying. Like, like instead of a motorcycle club, it's like a bike club. Yeah. But I like my bikes with motors. Well, maybe Joseph gets like one of the one the electric ones that like has I can just borrow my father-in-law's. Like, hey, man, I need to have one? Yeah. He's like, I he's like, I rode 10 miles last night. I was like, did you really?

SPEAKER_00 34:03

Were you like you got it?

SPEAKER_01 34:04

Because you still have to pedal about a little, right? Yeah, a little bit. I don't know. Okay. But it only lasts for so long. And it's true. What if we tried that? To way to get into shape. It took us three months to get together for one hour.

SPEAKER_00 34:20

This is true.

SPEAKER_01 34:21

Okay, I will tell you this. I caught a snake this morning, a baby snake this morning, the third snake that I've caught in a month. And I rode my bicycle to drop to to discard the snake in the pool area, common area. Yeah. And just a little short little riot ride, my quads were kind of on fire. Hold on. So you so you you found a snake. Yes, yes, you took it to your public pool.

SPEAKER_00 34:45

Uh no, there's like a woods. There's like a woods right behind it.

SPEAKER_01 34:50

I think this is a poisonous snake. I think it was too. You showed me a picture of it. It was a baby one. It was trying to go after a uh chipmunk in a down in a chipmunk shoot. Would you put it in the tape? I have a video of it too.

SPEAKER_00 35:03

Would you put it in the t to carry it down to the pool?

SPEAKER_01 35:05

A uh six-gallon bucket. Or no, a five-gallon bucket.

SPEAKER_00 35:08

Did it not try to slither out of it?

SPEAKER_01 35:10

It was this long, it can't slither out of it. I caught a I caught a rat snake probably this long. Excuse me, the chills. And it couldn't slither out. It was actually, it would the the funny thing was it was rattling its tail to try to mimic a rattlesnake when it was in the bucket.

SPEAKER_00 35:24

What if it was a rattlesnake, a baby one?

SPEAKER_01 35:27

It's not, it wasn't. Baby rattlesnakes are the worst ones. Yeah, because they they can't uh control their venom. Let me see the snake. I hate snakes. I hate it. Well, let me see your snake.

SPEAKER_00 35:40

Hell dear.

SPEAKER_01 35:42

Okay, so trekking poles. All right.

SPEAKER_00 35:45

The videos tracking, yeah, trekking poles are probably good. I think now that it's cool. Now that it's cooled off, I'm gonna be taking some more walks to stay out here.

SPEAKER_01 35:52

This is if you want to walk. If you want to go for a walk, let me know. I'll come up here and walk around.

SPEAKER_00 35:57

We need to be we need to do is we need to go walk down at the park down the road, um, over there off of uh Two Rivers Parkway or whatever. What's that park over there?

SPEAKER_01 36:06

Would there be a way to pod while we walk? How do you like spike ball?

SPEAKER_00 36:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:11

Oh, I love spike ball. It is it is, I tell you, it is one of the best cardio workouts.

SPEAKER_00 36:16

Hey, let's start a pickleball. Pickleball.

SPEAKER_01 36:18

You're not gonna be. No, this is spike ball. This is different. There's too much pressure pattern on your feet. I think that's there is a fact. We should try. I think you know it too. I got pickleball. I've never played it before. At first, I didn't think it was poisonous, so I just shoot it in like how I normally shoe it in, and I started looking at it and I was like, man, this is kind of got a little more of a triangular head. Isn't it diamond shapes are are poisonous? I'm just looking at deep, mile-wide. I think I think that is in fact. I think I think so too. I think you're right.

SPEAKER_00 36:47

Did you say that you you do have a pickleball court? Peple Hills has, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:53

Of course, it's gated community of old people has as a pickleball court. I've been in the drive. Because I live down the street from pickleball kingdom, which is what that recon one gym behind Sam's used to. Yeah, now it's a pickleball kingdom. And speaking of, did you not did y'all hear about the chip guy getting shot in that scene? That's terrible. Oh, yeah, yeah. On accident? Yeah, that's delays. Just putting chips up, and the bullet goes through. Where did the bullet come from? It came, it came from uh an argument from a bar across the street or from the bikini bar, the m the biker bar across the street. I don't know if that was it, but it was somewhere near there. I think and then uh No, it's right across the street. It was at 4 30 in the morning, and then yeah. He was just starting his day getting going.

SPEAKER_00 37:37

I do think that we're old enough to now to to play pickleball.

SPEAKER_01 37:41

Pickleball's fun. It is fun. I think it would be hard kind of the the the pushing off on.

SPEAKER_00 37:47

Yeah, but we could just we just play softly.

SPEAKER_01 37:50

We don't have to we don't have to try to kill it. I'm gonna play uh kill every pretty good. Yeah, I don't know. I'll watch that pickleball movie on on Apple TV. Pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had to watch it. It's pretty intense. Yeah, there's they're popping up everywhere. There's one in Brentwood that used in the old Kroger. I've heard I've heard that a lot of people are there's a lot of injuries in pickleball.

SPEAKER_00 38:10

Well, I ain't trying to get an injury, I'm just trying to get a you know, a little exercise.

SPEAKER_01 38:13

Well, I think it's I think it's older people think and they can go out there and do it, and they're just like and it's it's really this back and forth, like you said, it's not really yeah, you gotta stay in the kitchen. Stay in front of that mixing ball, baby. That's my pick my pickleball joke. Stay in the kitchen. That's that's I like I like that you look at me for validation. I'm like, I'm not funny.

SPEAKER_02 38:37

That's good.

SPEAKER_01 38:38

Well, the kitchen is an actual pickleball term if you guys aren't aware of that.

SPEAKER_00 38:42

I was I'm aware of that only because of the show. The movie said, you know, stay out in the kitchen. Yeah, you're supposed to say certain shit to talk shit to each other playing pickleball.

SPEAKER_01 38:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 38:52

Do you think that I would be a good pickleball player? No.

SPEAKER_01 38:55

Oh, geez. Do you want to be honest? Yeah, I do.

SPEAKER_00 38:59

No, absolutely not. No. You need to find something else to do. No. What about my table? I'm a carpenter.

SPEAKER_01 39:06

You're you are a hell of a one. You could make you could sell that thing for a thousand bucks.

SPEAKER_00 39:10

Probably more than that. That's that's the whole reason I built the table to begin with.

SPEAKER_01 39:14

Yeah, how much does it cost you?

SPEAKER_00 39:16

So for the listeners, I built a uh my dining room table, which I built the same table before after I broke my feet because I wanted a farmhouse table. But so I got online and I was looking for them, and they're like 2,000, 3,000. I'm like, I'm I'll build this myself, two broke feet. And I did. I built it with two broke feet, and then when I moved over here, I didn't have enough room for it, so I left it outside and it ended up getting messed up, and I threw it off the porch and burned it. And so I rebuilt it now that we're remodeling and I have room for a nice big dining room table. Did you build this one? Yeah, I built this one too.

SPEAKER_01 39:50

So, how how many, how much money and materials and how many man hours?

SPEAKER_00 39:54

So, in materials, as you can see, the extra pieces there because I did not skilled labor or not skilled labor. I did not cut pieces correctly, so I had to buy a little extra. But that to build that table, it cost about $275. And if I built one, if you said, Hey, I need uh you to build this table by the end of the week, you can build it quicker. Yeah, yeah, but it weighs about a million pounds.

SPEAKER_01 40:18

Yeah, sure.

SPEAKER_00 40:18

So an atomic bomb could go off right there on that table. You're gonna get underneath that table. That table ain't going anywhere. So, how are you gonna get it into the house? Well, I figured I'd get some of the construction guys to help out. Hey, amigos, hey, you want a beer? Yes, yeah. Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 40:34

That's what I would do. How many beers have you given to your construction? A lot.

SPEAKER_00 40:39

After they're done for the day, they're close to done. When I don't think that it's gonna be an issue, right? But no, you gotta take care of those guys.

SPEAKER_01 40:49

Yeah, no, that's true.

SPEAKER_00 40:50

But yeah, I do like that table, it's gonna be really nice in the dining room.

SPEAKER_01 40:52

It's well done. Well done. Is it walnut?

SPEAKER_00 40:55

No, it's junk construction lumber.

SPEAKER_01 40:57

No way, is it really?

SPEAKER_00 40:58

Yeah, wow, just junk construction lumber.

SPEAKER_01 41:01

I guess you could stain it any way you want and make it look yeah, man.

SPEAKER_00 41:04

That's like American honey or some shit. It's the name of that stain. I don't remember the name of it. But I'm certainly not a carpenter, but you're right. I could probably sell those tables for a couple thousand. Easily, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 41:16

Well, you do two or three of them and then you learn, and you're and you can probably do them in a couple days.

SPEAKER_00 41:20

But people want them different sizes, and I just all I know how to do is follow the directions.

SPEAKER_01 41:24

Right. He builds he builds a uh an assembly line of Jack and Zephyr.

SPEAKER_00 41:30

Mm-hmm. Have Jack and Zephyr help me build them.

SPEAKER_01 41:34

Are they ever moving back? Are they just going out? Who? My son? That's his fiance. Yeah, have they set a date, right?

SPEAKER_00 41:43

I don't think so. He he went so Jack went to Washington State on a mountain, on some, I don't remember what mountain, some famous mountain. Mount Rainier? Yes.

SPEAKER_01 41:52

Yeah, that is a picture.

SPEAKER_00 41:54

Mount Rainier proposed to his lady. Yeah. I said, what did she say? Well, she said yes.

SPEAKER_01 42:00

You never know? Yeah. I'm a little upset that he hasn't called to give me the news. Are you? And I'll go and I Zephyr and I were friends. Well, just go down to Del Web and talk to him about it.

SPEAKER_00 42:11

Is that where he's at? Is that where he's stationed? Stationed. As if it's a military operation. I mean, essentially it kind of is. Is someone might stationed in Nashville?

SPEAKER_01 42:20

Yes, you are. Oh, I don't have a home. That's by your choice. There's still an office waiting for you. Where's the office? What office?

SPEAKER_00 42:30

I'm pretty sure that Jack and Zephyr hate you, is why they haven't told you. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just gonna have you go ahead and believe that until they correct it.

SPEAKER_01 42:38

Yeah. I haven't seen Jack in a while. I wouldn't take this shit from Jack. I wouldn't either. My feelings are a little hard. I would call him right now. He won't talk to me. Joseph, you want a chip?

SPEAKER_00 42:50

I haven't heard you crunching on him. You're welcome to eat them. He's no you don't like the eating chips? Go ahead and eat a chip.

SPEAKER_01 42:57

I don't want to hear it in my headphone.

SPEAKER_00 42:59

I do from the headphone. These are so thin you could just let them melt. Did you please eat one? Let's all enjoy this. No, get up to the mic. No, that's really good. You're the quietest eater ever in the world.

SPEAKER_01 43:16

He's doing that shit on purpose.

SPEAKER_00 43:17

You just you heard it before.

SPEAKER_01 43:18

You heard it before it can be. I don't want to get yelled at you, Joseph. You don't want to get yelled at you? Yell by you. From you. Yell at whatever. Where'd you get those chips at? It's my career. Did you get them from the guy at Sam's? Rest in peace.

SPEAKER_00 43:35

A little tasteless there, Joseph.

SPEAKER_01 43:37

Oh, did he die? Nobody told me he died. He just said he got shot.

SPEAKER_00 43:40

Here you go. No, he died. RIP that guy was.

SPEAKER_01 43:42

I mean, I would have still made the I'm surprised you're not up with the news. This is two news stories that you didn't know. Inch deep mile-wide. I know the information now. It is stored in my brain. I don't ever watch the news. This is how I get my Joseph. Let's just talk about our trip to when you helped me out about that irrigation, looking at the irrigation control. That was fun. In Murphy's borough? Yeah. Oh, you guys did have. Yeah. That's right. Very helpful. And I really appreciate that. That's kind of cool that you guys had a bonding experience. I don't think that Tim has been recording you this whole time. That's all good. It's like you can hear my pretty voice.

SPEAKER_00 44:28

That's all that matters. Yeah, there's uh some things that I needed to work on, but it's all good. Haven't done it yet. So what's next?

SPEAKER_01 44:37

So you you're So y'all were on your fishing trip and you went on a golf trip, right? Yes. You went to the beach. Y'all went to the beach. Oh yeah, your golf trip. Like your vacation lifetime. Unbelievable. I mean, you had to have a caddy. You had to walk. We walked 55 miles. Unbelievable. Yeah. Yeah, it was. I mean, it was unbelievable. Where was it? Abandoned, Oregon. 55 miles in four days. 55 miles in four days. I mean, that's like you could It was only two months ago, which is hard to believe too. A little over two months ago. Was that was that the best golf trip you've ever taken? Yes. I just feel like that you had to think about it a lot longer than I would have to do. No, no, no, no. It was because I mean there's a chance that it never happens again. Um it was very expensive, but it was worth it. Um but you know, coming off this this injury and to to be able to say that I walked 55 miles and I mean that's impressive. That's impressive. I was pretty proud of myself. Pretty proud of myself. So yeah, did the caddies like know what they were talking about and stuff? Or like did you ask questions or were you just Yeah, we had a we had a couple good caddies, we had a couple bad caddies. Um they helped on the the greens, but I could not I'd want to go back because I could not figure out the greens, because they're poanna greens. So in the morning after they're cut, they're super fast. And by the afternoon, it grows so quickly right there on the coast that it slows it down. And it was dry and it was warm. So you could you'd have to kind of play the grain, you know, downgrain versus you know upgrain. And I could not figure out the speed of the greens. Interesting. And they the greens were massive. The greens were massive. That makes you feel better. I don't think I would have been able to figure out the speed of the greens either. You've seen me play golf, there's no hope. When's the last time you two played golf?

SPEAKER_00 46:38

I've never played golf. I hit the ball one time that time.

SPEAKER_01 46:41

Yeah with you guys.

SPEAKER_00 46:43

I'm just gonna go ahead and go ahead and let you guys know that that camera dies, so 47 minutes in, you won't have any video, but that's okay.

SPEAKER_01 46:52

I'm fine with that. Well, you know what we should do? We should do this is during work as well. I'm saying that out loud. Go to Pop Stroke. I'd love to go to Pop Stroke. What's Pop Stroke? I don't know what that is. Or the Tiger Woods Indoor Putting. Oh, yeah, I've heard about that. Over in Antioch. Over in Antioch. Y'all can come to my side of town for once. Yeah, yeah. You can go in and out burger for a while. I was born there, by the way. I was raised in Antioch. You were raised on Joseph's side of town? Yeah, I was Antioch has been uh in the news a bunch. A lot coming over there. What's going on? Good things or for many? Yeah, no, good things. The Chinatown thing is disappointing a little bit. They've been saying for years. What is it? You know I don't watch the news, so I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. It's it's it's more more development that's just going over there. More weird development. That's the thing about ri the the Anioc and Bell Road and Cane Ridge.

SPEAKER_00 47:43

It's has all the percep the the the possibilities to be great, but they're trying to latch on to the fact that that's on the Brentwood side.

SPEAKER_01 47:53

Yeah, it's won't work. But I mean anything that's has tied, it it it's sad that people kind of um live up to what what's the right word I'm thinking of? Yeah, the expectations. No, they're they're they dumb it. The stereotype. Yeah, yeah. Well it's like it's like Tanger Atlas is does it does it not get like robbed every other day? I mean, I know they have some crazy security over there. He followed me around during snow removal because I was around a truck. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 48:24

I've never even been in there before. What is that? Like our outlet mallet mall.

SPEAKER_01 48:27

It is I I liked it. We go to the Telgate Brewery over there a lot. Yeah. Princes. Right. We did some Christmas shopping over there. Yeah, we did some Christmas shopping over there. But that whole the I mean there's a there's the MLS team has their training facility over there, Popstrokes over there, In N Out Burgers over there. Yeah. Texas Roadhouse. Is there Texas Roadhouse? Yeah, we did the install.

SPEAKER_00 48:54

How about that?

SPEAKER_01 48:56

That explains a lot.

SPEAKER_00 48:57

Well, Texas Roadhouse, never been there before.

SPEAKER_01 48:59

It's pretty good. It's pretty good.

SPEAKER_00 49:01

I went to Sperry's a couple weekends ago and hung out with Brad Paisley.

SPEAKER_01 49:05

Really? Speaking of Brad, what about Brad Pitt doing his world premiere for his movie? Does he live here? I was trying to figure that out. I don't think so. I think he just chose I think he's he's like an ex maybe it's dog military guy in that movie. So maybe he came to a I can't. I could I'll never be able to see that movie. I can't watch movies with dogs in it. You cry too much? Yeah, me too.

SPEAKER_00 49:27

Every time they got a dog in it, it always ends up dying.

SPEAKER_01 49:30

I know. It doesn't die in this movie, I promise you.

SPEAKER_00 49:32

Have you seen it? I feel it.

SPEAKER_01 49:33

No, I just feel it. I don't know if I can take a feeling on that. I think you should. Because I've seen Marley and me too many times. I'm not too many times. One is too many. I know sometimes I have to remind myself of sadness. Oh god. With your own pets. Sadness. I mean, you have like eight dogs. But you can balance it out with homeward bound when he comes over that hill. Yes, that is beautiful. What's the other one with where the dog comes back from heaven? Freewilly? When it jumps over the dog and I am legend. They're making it three mil free willy three. They are the Juliard. See, I know that one. Yeah, but he jumps over the jetty. Isn't that what it's called? A jetty.

SPEAKER_00 50:09

A jetty. You are my free.

SPEAKER_01 50:11

Yeah. That's bringing back some. Was it Michael Jackson? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 50:18

Ooh.

unknown 50:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 50:22

The upstairs is one of the same things that used to be in touch. Oh my god. Come on. I'm gonna play the song right now. Hey, what Tim Lanck's gonna be. I'll get a copy of Michael. You can't talk about Michael Jackson like that. People get real mad when you talk about Michael Jackson. You know what's been coming on my playlist a lot lately? Is uh Meatloaf. I will do anything for the house. Speaking of uh for my birthday, um You're gonna have chicken potatoes? No. Kate Kate got us a record player. Nice. So I play the Meatloaf album that I have. You should. And she bought me the uh uh not Lionel Richie, and then I had Meatloaf bat out of hell.

SPEAKER_00 51:06

May I may I interject for a moment? I don't want to worry you, but Lionel Richie is back in the hospital again. Can't talk about it. Back in the hospital. I know.

SPEAKER_01 51:16

Has he shown you the picture that he photoshopped Huey Lewis and do it with him? No. To me? No, yeah. You got a picture of you and Huey Lewis? We were in the office last week, and uh when we when we did our trip to um to wine country in northern California, uh it's him, Mike Lord's brother, and Huey Lewis. Yeah, um, and Michael McDonald. I tried to get Michael McDonald in there too, and I AI'd it, but it didn't come out very well. And uh, why were we talking about? Were we talking about Chat GPT or something? Oh yes, I'll show you how to set up projects. Yeah, that's exactly right. So I I tried to uh I tried to incorporate Huey Lewis, not Hugh, um Kenny Loggins into Michael McDonald into the into the picture, but it didn't go very well. At least you tried though. I know, I know I mean you the gap that's left between you and your group of friends is amazing. Well, I kind of was running in. I was kind of running in because I was out I I had a couple too many glasses of wine and was just like wandering. When I when he says wine, you mean twisted tea. No, no, no. This is wine. We're doing wine tastings. Wine. I haven't had twists. You're supposed to spit it out. No, no, you're not. No, you drink that shit. No way. No way. Spit it out. I've I've I determined that I like white wines. I do not like red wine. I do not like red wines. I also don't like white wine. I like white wine. Yeah, I like white wine. I like red wine. Yeah, I can't do it. Red. I can't do it. Merlot. Any any any too much wine, regardless, is gonna be a bad stream. Well, bad one good wine will will not affect you that every time somebody says Merlot or Merlot, I think of them sideways when Paul Giamatti's like, I'm not drinking fucking Merlot. God, that's a good movie. Yeah, that's a great movie. Is that the eight nineties? I would say 99, 2000, yeah, is my guess.

SPEAKER_00 53:11

Yeah. We watched The Matrix the other night. Nikki's never seen it.

SPEAKER_01 53:14

Oh my god. And then she's gonna watch the rest of them.

SPEAKER_00 53:17

She says she wouldn't watch the rest of the show.

SPEAKER_01 53:19

She should stop while she's ahead.

SPEAKER_00 53:20

I know. Well, that's what I told her. I said, you know, because we're talking about, like, you know, because she didn't understand the references of everybody saying we're living in the matrix, man, and all the things, a red flu pill, all that kind of stuff. And so I showed her, I was like, now this is the basic concept of it, the first matrix. Now, if you really just enjoyed the story and you want to see a bunch of shit, then you can watch the rest of it. Which she says she wants to watch it, so we'll see.

SPEAKER_01 53:46

Well, she always has to. Um, that was in the movie theater when I was working at the movie theaters. That's how old that one is. The Matrix was the first DVD I ever had. No way. 1990. Have you seen these four XD movie theaters that are coming? I went to one. We talked about it on the I think we talked about it on here. Who doesn't listen to the podcast now? Oh no, I didn't listen.

SPEAKER_00 54:05

I mean, it's not very good.

SPEAKER_01 54:06

Don't blame me for that listen. I didn't know I didn't, I didn't. Cincinnati's supposed to be getting one. Where did you get Masters of the Universe? Oliver and I went to see Masters of the Universe and here, one here? There's one in Operate or not Operate. Um there, I think there was one in Operate. But I went to Hollywood 27. Do you not like get if it's water splash? It's not like you think it is. No. It's just like oh, really?

unknown 54:31

Boo.

SPEAKER_01 54:32

Well, so so Oliver and I go in and we sit down. I'm like, I didn't I didn't want to do it. Caitlin didn't want to do it, so that shouldn't even go. Is it like an experience? Yeah, yeah, it's like interactive, right? So you sit down, there's four seats, there's four seats connected together, and I didn't realize that even the people, even the seats that people aren't in.

SPEAKER_00 54:49

My favorite part about the story, you gotta start at the beginning where it does it through the previews. So all of the, you know, previews are like action-packed, all these things.

SPEAKER_01 55:01

So we sit down and and like, you know, Oliver and I rode the motorcycle together, so we're at Hollywood 27, so we're not leaving our helmets on the bikes. And so we take our helmets in with us, and I'm like, all right, I'll just I'll just put it on the seat next to me because there was like hardly anybody in there. Yeah. So, like you said, the preview start, and it's just fucking throwing you around. And I'm like, I don't know if I can do two hours of this. I'm sliding out of the chair, my helmet starts to fall out of the seat next to me because the the empty seats are also moving. Wow. You got air blowing in your face, and and and you can turn off the water, and there's a little button to turn the water on and off. I looked at Oliver after the first preview. I was like, buddy, I can't, I don't know if I can do this. My back already hurts. This thing's throwing me around. But then when you're into the movie, it's not all action, so it's not constantly happening. But it it's pretty, it's pretty jarring. It it wow I would love to see like a be like a during like a horror movie or something. Like if it was anytime somebody gets they get slashed, it's like the water.

SPEAKER_00 56:03

It's like blood.

SPEAKER_01 56:04

Well, like you know, Master of the Universe, there's you know, laser guns, and so it's like every time the gun goes off, like the puff of air from the seat in front of you, like puffs at you. Wait, Master of the Universe was He-Man. Yeah, yeah. Were there lasers in the cartoon? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 56:17

Laser.

SPEAKER_01 56:18

I mean, so there's swords and lasers? Yeah. Swords. I don't remember the lasers. I don't remember lasers either. I have swords and lasers in Star Wars.

SPEAKER_00 56:27

That's laser swords. Well, we know the lasers. We know the lasers and star wars, but lasers.

SPEAKER_01 56:33

No, this is like a like he's got a steel he has a sword, yes. The sword of attorney.

unknown 56:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 56:43

I used to love E-Man. I did too. Yeah, I did. Castle Grayscale. Uh Skeletor Grace Store. Or what is this? That and Thundercast. Skeletor. Grace. What did I say? Grays Thunder is the castle. Grace go.

SPEAKER_00 56:57

Thundercast was awesome. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 56:59

Thunder. Yeah, I had the had the I had the castle growing up as a kid. Sure. It was awesome.

SPEAKER_00 57:03

Yeah, you opened it up. Yeah, 100%. You can put store all your shit in there.

SPEAKER_01 57:07

And he wrote on the Green Tiger. What was the Green Tiger's name? Joseph? You saw it recently. Cannot remember. He's in he's barely in the movie. Really? Really? That is a mainstay. He's gonna be he apparently has a heavy role in the second movie. It had a sheet role on the tiger. It was like a horse saddle.

SPEAKER_00 57:25

I was pretty sure that movie didn't do very good at the box office. How could they say they were making another one? I agree.

SPEAKER_01 57:30

It went straight to the movie.

SPEAKER_00 57:32

Yeah, it went pretty quick. They they don't make any new movies. Well, I went and saw uh The Odyssey and Spider-Man, and both were fantastic.

SPEAKER_01 57:41

I would watch the Odyssey so bad.

SPEAKER_00 57:43

I feel I hate that I didn't go see the Odyssey.

SPEAKER_01 57:46

You need to see it in the theater, and I hate that I didn't see it in IMAX 70mm.

SPEAKER_00 57:49

You need to see it in the theater. It's so loud and jarring. I can't imagine like getting that full effect sitting there in your living room.

SPEAKER_01 57:56

I would love to see it too. Nobody in my house wants to see it. You haven't seen it. Caitlin Hill in the movie. Is she? It's like her least favorite thing. But you know what? We got a new top gun that we're gonna get to go see. We can go see Days of the Thunder. Yeah, Days of the Thunder.

SPEAKER_00 58:08

Days of Thunder was a lie. That was a fake thing.

SPEAKER_01 58:11

No, it's not.

SPEAKER_00 58:11

No, it's with Anne Hathaway and all that. No, it's it's true. Yeah. No, it's not true.

unknown 58:16

Wow.

SPEAKER_00 58:17

Look it up.

unknown 58:18

God damn it.

SPEAKER_00 58:18

Wow. Are you serious? Yeah, it's fake. That's what I that's what I read. I was so excited. The Days of Thunder thing?

SPEAKER_01 58:24

I was so excited. I thought, okay, maybe Nicole Kinman will do a cameo in it. Maybe we'll get back together. Speaking of Nicole Kidman, what does he hocus cult? Let me out of the car. I went to go see Hocus 2. Days of Thunder 2 is scheduled to release in theaters on June 2nd, 2028. Thank you. Oh yes. Let's go. We can go for my birthday on the fifth. I read that it was a hoax. Do y'all realize that my first fake ID, my my name was Russ Wheeler? That's amazing. That is brilliant. And guess what state I was from? North Carolina. Ten hours ago, Ann Hathaway is taking a big break reveal's Days of Thunder filming window.

SPEAKER_00 59:00

Okay. She was the one that was saying that it was bullshit. I guess they were, you know, they really it got leaked, and she was like, oh no, that's not true. And now they're saying that it's true.

SPEAKER_01 59:10

You saying it is the only time I've heard that it's fake.

SPEAKER_00 59:13

Okay. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 59:14

We look like a monkey fucking a football out there.

SPEAKER_00 59:16

To me.

SPEAKER_01 59:19

R.I.P. Robert DeVall. Oh man. Bob DeVault. I'm going to shift you. I'm going to shake you. I'm excited for that. I'm excited for Top Gun 3. Son of the bitch, just slammed in. I do need to see the Odyssey. I did not see Spider-Man, but I've not seen any of the Spider-Man. Yeah, I'm not I don't really care for that.

SPEAKER_00 59:35

It's like the only things that I watch as far as like superhero movies. And it's like, it was good. It was really good. I can see why. Oh, Jane said she cried during it. She's watched them all. I don't know if I'd cry in it, but it was really good.

SPEAKER_01 59:45

She got emotional with it during it.

SPEAKER_00 59:47

Well, she's young and Tom Holland's hot young man, and so of course she's probably upset. He's like a bajillionaire now. I know.

SPEAKER_01 59:55

He seems like they both are. They're like a powerful guy.

SPEAKER_00 59:57

Yeah, he does seem like a good guy. Yeah, they both kind of do. I don't know. What's funny is when you're watching the Odyssey, because all the because you got Zendaya or whatever, and then you got the Punisher guy that plays the Punisher and the Marvel stuff, they're all like in the Odyssey too. And so you're like, oh yeah, Robert Pattinson was in there. So you're like, oh, there you now Spider-Man's talking to Batman. It's like we're thinking of like all the movies that they're all oh yeah, then Anne Hathaway was in there, so you're like, oh yeah. Anne Hathaway, Catwoman, is talking to Batman. That's right. Because you know Christopher Nola movies, and yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:30

So speaking of that Batman, I did a thing this weekend.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:35

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:36

I was at Office Depot getting copy paper with Caitlin, and as we were walking through, I saw a DeLorean Lego set. So I promptly bought it. Nice. And then I promptly put it together, and then I was sad. So then I ordered on Amazon two different Batmobiles: the Robert Pattinson Batmobile, the Ben Affleck Batmobile, and the Unicorn, which I doubt any of y'all know what the Unicorn is. So I put together five Lego sets this week. I haven't put a Lego set together in ever. I love that you did that. I think Legos are amazing. So I bought Caitlin for Mother's Day, this big it's like a it's a Lord of the Rings like book in thing, but it opens up, it's got the Balrog and Gandalf in it. You shall not pass. Yeah. And like I finished the the Delorean, I'm like, man, my next my next set's not gonna be here till one o'clock in the morning. So she brought that and I was like, this is perfect. So I started it at six o'clock on Saturday night, you know, just before the Tennessee game started. I didn't and I can't stop until I'm finished. I didn't finish that damn thing till one o'clock in the morning. And then you had another one to say, and as I'm finishing it, I hear the Amazon package dropped on my front porch. Did you start that one? No, I woke up at five o'clock the next day and Sunday and did it.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:52

I have an announcement, if if I may. Please. I don't like how quiet you're eating those chips. I'm impressed. I'm not.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:58

It doesn't bother me. I'm unbelievably satisfied with how quiet you're eating those chips. I don't like you.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:02

I'm a little upset about it.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:04

I'm trying to get away from the mic. No, that's great. I'm fine with you. You know, do you remember whenever we first did two sad dads and y'all were like, y'all are just it didn't, it wasn't successful because y'all were just eating fucking hot dogs. How can you imagine that's gonna come?

SPEAKER_00 1:02:17

It wasn't successful because of that. No, it's just like this is is very successful now.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:26

This is I don't know how much traction this was gonna get. You changed your hat.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:30

I did. I got my Holliswood vending hat on. You need to do Holliswood hardwood. You gotta represent for his now his carpentry. Oh, yeah, that's good. It'll be a DBA. Holliswood. Might as well. Daniel's like, I'm too immature for this conversation. Holliswood hardwood. But yeah, I don't I don't, I mean, some may appreciate the way you're eating those chips, but I don't.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:55

Okay. Um, so I just want to get that out there. What what's everybody's thought on Matt Damon?

SPEAKER_00 1:03:00

He's lost in everything.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:01

He's lost in everything. What do you mean he's lost in everything? Every movie is about who saving Private Ryan, the Martian, the Odyssey. We got to get Matt Damon home. Oh, Interstellar.

unknown 1:03:12

Wow.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:12

Goodwill hunting.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:14

No, he wasn't in Interstellar, was he in Interstellar? Yes, he was an Interstellar. He was the astro they found on that planet. Yeah. How many Martian movies is he gonna be on? It doesn't matter. I own the Martian, and I don't know why I bought that movie. Because it's a great movie. It is a great movie. But you shouldn't y'all watch Project Hail Mary? Yes. Yes, I loved it. And I cried. You're the one who hasn't watched it. I haven't seen it.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:34

I cried dirty.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:34

It's I suggest that. It is it is a great movie.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:39

I need to watch it. You do. But Matt Damon is lost in all movies. I like Matt Damon. I think he's a great actor.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:44

I do too. But he's not lost in uh did y'all see the recent one with him and and uh Ben Affleck. Uh oh the the police officers? Yeah, on Netflix. That was based on true story. Yeah, that was a good movie. You're talking about that one on Netflix? How they're picking up like the dope money they're supposed to come and out.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:03

Yeah, that was good. I like that.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:05

Return it to the police. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:06

Yeah, that was a good movie.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:08

That was a great movie.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:09

Yeah, that was a very good movie. I've always liked Ben Affleck and Matt Damon like together and uh in the fact that we can finally watch Dogma digitally.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:17

Oh my god. I actually bought it as soon as it came out digital on Apple TV. I was like, I bought it. It is a beautiful movie. It is a great movie.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:23

All the Kevin Smith movies are awesome. Yeah. Yeah. There you go.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:30

She went down in the theater, didn't she?

unknown 1:04:32

No.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:34

Does he look like Dave Goulier? I thought he came out and said that was a little bit more. I looked like Robert Goulet.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:44

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who who's the stranger?

SPEAKER_01 1:04:47

Welcome here. Welcome to two sad dads. We have a special guest. Say what? Say what?

SPEAKER_00 1:04:54

Here, let me get that for you.

unknown 1:04:55

What?

SPEAKER_02 1:04:56

Is it funny I do this and listen to it?

SPEAKER_00 1:04:58

Yeah, like it's coming out of that microphone.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:00

Yes, I hear it.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:02

Well, you guys got anything else for the Q3 report? So because Q4 will be coming up in a few weeks. I'm gonna start hitting y'all up in a couple of minutes.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:09

That is wild. I do want to talk about a few things.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:11

Well, I I will say that that when this is over, I'm gonna start hitting you guys up probably in about two weeks to schedule the the Q4 because I know that it'll take until the end of the year.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:20

Yeah, no, and I and we need we need we've talked about a few things that we need to do.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:24

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:24

We need to go fishing. Okay. We need to get a start a bike club. A bicycle bike club. I'm gonna buy some trekking poles and you and I are gonna go for a walk. Okay. In the park.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:36

In the park. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:37

Are you gonna go to Bowie? Bowie. I like Bowie Park. We can ride our bikes in Bowie Park. Yeah. I think I need to get a bike. I'm if I don't play golf on Saturday, I'm gonna ride my bike over to your house. Twenty miles down and back.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:54

Do it. Are you gonna pick 'em up?

SPEAKER_01 1:05:57

No, no, I got no. Is it gonna be a tandem? You're all by yourself for having to ride. I uh I bought like more road tires so I could ride a little, and it makes a massive difference. I've done a 16 mile, a 17 mile. I nearly died on the 17 mile because it was so hot. But if the weather's gonna be nice, I'm gonna try 20 miles. Yeah, go for it. Caitlin had me doing five miles, and I thought I was gonna die just on that flat park. That I mean, stopping the soda, getting a little more exercise. Now, the the the golf outing helped. Colonoscopy really helped lose some weight, but it's it's just a good way to clear your mind. Let's write in a colonoscopy too.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:38

Congratulations on that for both of you guys. Yeah, see, in 10 years.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:41

My doctor had no clear actually. You know what I'm saying? I see I'm going five years. I don't fuck this 10-year shit. No, I was late because now you're supposed to do it early. I was late doing mine. I'm early as they said 10 years for me. I'm like now. Well, I didn't I'm gonna get checked at 45. Have you just turned 50?

SPEAKER_00 1:06:56

I just turned 45, so now I need to schedule it.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:59

Yeah, you need to do it. You need to do it. Have you done one? It's a great nap. It was really is a good nap. It really is. It's really easy to do. It's not fun prep, but it's worth it. No, I went to the doctor expecting him to want to do it, considering our family history. Yeah. He has zero interest in me.

unknown 1:07:17

I know.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:18

You need to find I've got a good doctor that I found. What is what do you what's in your family history? Prostate and colon cancer. Uh your mom and dad. Dad. Okay. And grandfather. You need to do that. They told me that all you have to worry about is directly is your mother, your father, or your siblings. It doesn't have to do anything with your grandparents. Well, both of our parents had cancer. So my mom had thyroid cancer.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:46

Well, I guess we need to get that checked out. That's what happens when you get old. You gotta get checked out for things.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:50

You guys are you guys are on a health quest. Some are doing a little bit better than others. Not gonna sugarcoat it. And I'm again proud of you, Joseph.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:01

I didn't realize that you knew exactly what was going on.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:04

I I pay attention.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:06

You know, you pay attention to him, but have we discussed it? I go see him.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:09

He comes and see he comes and knocks and I see him every week. Yeah, multiple times sometimes comes and cracks more door open. I think Tim's getting a little jealous. I appreciate it. Okay, Tim. I put my head, I put my ear up to laugh and I'll listen.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:23

And if I don't hear anything, I'll crack the door. I'm just gonna laugh at them when I take his $500.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:28

Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:31

Oh, what else we got? Anything else?

SPEAKER_01 1:08:34

I'm gonna I'm gonna make a commitment to help you to catch up. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:37

What's the commitment?

SPEAKER_01 1:08:40

We're gonna go on a bike ride. Okay. Bike rides and uh some walking. It's gonna be my help. The walking will help me. Joseph, I'll make a commitment to help you stay on track to beat Tim. How about that?

SPEAKER_00 1:08:52

Everybody's just against me.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:54

No, I mean I have a fiscal interest in being against you. I know, that's fine. It's a good it's a good challenge. And it's you've got plenty of time to catch up.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:03

I don't really it doesn't bother me. I hope he wins for his sake.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:07

And I appreciate that as a brother.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:08

Yeah. I might let you win, but I'm probably not gonna let you win.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:12

You're too competitive. Let you win. No, you're too competitive. And Nikki's probably even more competitive than you are. Um, but yeah, no, let's uh we gotta make a commitment to doing a little fishing. It's right there. I know, I know.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:25

All right, so in Q4, we're gonna have all these stories of the walking and the fishing and the we'll go hunting.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:31

We better, we better we we better Q we better Q4 in like July, August.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:37

No, we're gonna Q4 probably December ish.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:40

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:41

Yeah, it'll be like the holiday episode. We can wear Santa Claus outfits. That'd be fun.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:46

Yeah, and I could talk about Crunk Christmas. I'll wear my Crunk Christmas shirt. You can. Okay, that'd be fine. I'll wear probably a diehard Christmas shirt. I'll love you. Should I wear my Crunk Christmas shirt to the holiday party if we have one? I would like for somebody other than me to wear a chance. You are a gibbon, and I appreciate that. Caitlin and I are always the only ones. You are the only ones.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:04

All right, wrap it up, Tim. Gents, it's been wonderful.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:08

It's good to be back.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:10

We're back. All right, so we'll see you guys in the Q4.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:15

Q4, it is.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:17

All right, stay strange. Goodbye.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:21

What stay strange, goodbye. Clip that. Clip that.